Mom: Well where do you wanna go to college?
Me: New York.
Angel: Alan, you really wanna go to Harvard?!?
Angel: It’s called reserved psychology, Alan.
Me: Isn't killing a human against their rules or purpose!?
Angel: Who? You mean the Death Eaters?
Me: ....wrong fandom, Angel.
Angel: You need to take the pink stroller to pick up Abby.
Me: What!? Why?!
Angel: The other one has ants. Just carry it until you get there so you don't get laughed at, it's not that heavy....or take your Pikachu doll.
Angel: Alan, how did Sylvester Stallone become president of California?
Angel: They look like they're trying to rip off Ritz (the crackers).
Me: *jokingly* "Ritz, get your smile on!" :P
Angel: Alan, don't be stupid, that's Pringles.
Angel: *on the phone* How does that make you feel?
Me: Who are you, Dr. Phil?
Angel: Yes, Alan, I'm fucking Dr. Phil!!!
*talking about Harry Potter*
Angel: Stealing is wrong, people still do it. Killing's wrong, and people still do that.
Me: Yeah and those people end up rotting in jail..
Angel: Alan...don't be stupid! Wizards don't have jails!!........Oh wait...the third movie....'Prisoner of Alcatraz'